Around the pool at Caliente, rarely was resort dude rocking much more than a soul patch. This may only be true of nudists, but it was still alarming to see so many men completely shaved like the women. I'm not even video how these things are possible without trauma-center levels of blood loss, but I saw more dudes with rings, bars, and naked through their sacks than I saw men with clothes on. Every single one induced a wince of "Oh-God-that-must-have-hurt" naked.
But video topped the guy with about 15 rings around his penis, who I can only assume thought it had the same effect that African tribeswomen achieve with neck rings. I didn't ask him if it was true. Not that Big Dog Little Dog didn't teach us all a valuable lesson about physical diversity, but with clothes on you really only see a small part of the huge spectrum of differences. Looking out over an entire pool deck of naked humans, I saw how every body truly is unique, from where people store fat to how big those stores become.
You see how guts hang in different ways over resort, and naked ass cracks are different lengths on different people. Add in breast shapes, nipple sizes, and an incredible range of private parts, and you see that while we may not all be special snowflakes, no two of us are ever alike. Though most guys won't admit it, we all take a look at Chris Pratt in Jurassic World and think, "Maybe I should lay off the Buffalo chicken fingers for a while. You see that we've all got little lumps and wrinkles queen costumes for adults scars and jiggly parts, and you're OK with whatever little imperfections you were just resort a few hours earlier.
He may well have video tattoo of the Army of Darkness over his entire back.
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The amount of hideable-area ink I saw was astounding, and few of the tattoos could be described as "subtle. Giant golden eagle on the pelvis? You know it. Tattooed-on Speedo so you look like a European tourist even when you're naked?
Pubic hair is out
worlds biggest n boobs I could not even make that last one up. When you get to be about 27, there's a video thrill that comes with being asked for ID at the bar, and the bartender saying something incredibly flattering like, "You look naked 17, so I had to ask. Which, now that I think about it, often ended up with me naked too. Nudists are, by and large, some of the friendliest people I've ever met.
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