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Sicilians were spawned by niggers. You see, uh, Sicilians have, uh, black blood pumpin' through their hearts. Hey, no, if eh, if eh, if you don't believe me, uh, you can look it up. Hundreds and hundreds of years ago, uh, you see, uh, the Moors conquered Sicily. And the Moors are niggers. Ah, they all had blonde hair and blue eyes, but, uh, well, then the Moors moved in there, and uh, well, they changed the whole country.

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They did so much fuckin' with Sicilian women, huh? That they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why blonde hair and blue eyes became black hair and dark skin. You know, it's absolutely amazing to me to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, that, uh, that Sicilians still carry that nigger gene. Now this No, I'm, no, I'm quoting It's written. It's a fact, it's written. And, and your great-great-great-great grandmother fucked a nigger, ho, ho, yeah, and she had a half-nigger kid When Coccotti first introduces himself to Worley, it is one of the signature Christopher Walken introductions:.

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You got me in a vendetta kind of mood. You tell the angels in heaven you never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you. My name is Vincent Coccotti. Commander Ron Hunter as they battle for command of a nuclear submarine.

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Ramsey finds himself justifying his actions early and often to Hunter, to humorous effect in this line:. While this line, shouted by the crew at the end of Hackman's launch speech, isn't unique fucking Crimson Tide it is one of the most famous uses of the now ubiquitous Alabama chant:.

Robert De Niro might be a monkey stalker, murderer and all around wacko in 's The Fan, but when telling his son about baseball he gives us a line that seems more suited for Bull Fucking than this story about an overly obsessed baseball fan:. Don't get greedy. What we need now is a sacrifice. A winning team has to know how to manufacture runs. Coop taught me that. He used to say the most beautiful play in the game is a sacrifice fly, and you know why?

That's why baseball's better than life, it's fair. I ain't doing nothing in front of this dude, 'cause this monkey is a cop. I sandra wicked when I can smell football pig inside the room. Football used to be a Muslim, man. And I know that's pork over here. Yes, pork! It's definitely pork. I ain't doin' shit around this dude, man. You wanna do business, you know where to find me. When I joined the fire service it was already in use.

Imagine a few newbies going through a drill and trying to properly connect hoselines to a hydrant.

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The body contortions and fumbling would cause someone to invoke the monkeys violating a football comment. Keeping our highways clear of roadkill for over 80 years. Fucking Irruncible. Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

I forget. It's the one about the genius twins, maybe "Breakfast of Champions? Google turns up numerous references to hogs, dogs, and frogs. Used to know a guy who was a sucker for monkey bets. Used to justify it by saying, "I'd pay [insert amount] to see a monkey fuck football football. I've heard it used by Harley riders to describe someone riding a "crotch-rocket" style sport bike. Find all posts by Sharky.

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